calling all men dogs is seriously offensive to dogs
Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
do you ever get so obsessed with a game that you start playing it in your head before you sleep
my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor
We updated the tumblr video player and added notifications whenever someone answers you ask.
i imagine us all being on this website till we’re in our early 30’s making fun of our kids by posting pictures of them