hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

danascullys:

mcsofty:

i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch

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(Source: nothomo)

jpgay:

burn down my school and i’ll promote you

(Source: p3d0b3ar)

taddle:

kvothe-kingkiller:

deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

allonsy-sherlock:

popetwitter:

kaalashnikov:

squeakykins:

yzma:

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

who the fuck does

i the fuck do

what the fuck man

fuck you

This is how civil wars are started

celtickaye:

sherlocked-with-thebeatles:

owlwithafeatherboa:

roadkill-dreamcatcher:

osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

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Who is this and why does she look like the child of Hawkeye and Black Widow

That’s Natalie Dormer, and oh mY GOsH you’re right she does look their child!!!

that’s what happened in budapest. 

THAT’S. WHAT. HAPPENED!

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it