teenbitch:

calling all men dogs is seriously offensive to dogs 

inories:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks

teencry:

do you ever get so obsessed with a game that you start playing it in your head before you sleep

wanksclub:

my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor

(Source: wanksclub)

nijuukoo:

staff:

staff:

We updated the tumblr video player and added notifications whenever someone answers you ask.

April Fools

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(Source: nonstaff)

fake-mermaid:

i imagine us all being on this website till we’re in our early 30’s making fun of our kids by posting pictures of them

(Source: fake-mermaid)

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly